Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).

A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.

by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011

jerk hacking

A) A term used to insult someone or something that has thwarted any of your acts. Usually used in a online context. Originaly affiliated with City of Heroes, an online Role-Playing game.
B) Believed to be a foreign translation of unintelligle gibberish connected to City of Heroes.

(Quoted from official City of heroes Forums) "this what happened in the last game i played hackers ruined it for everyone dupin rares and gold and just anything to cheat there no extened maintenance there trying to catch the hacker and we pay for it so unless people don't let GM'S know of wrong doing's in the game it we ruin it and there we not be a COH IT WELL BE GONE TO THE AMERICANS!!!!!!!"

by +Mode February 14, 2005

Dan Hastings

1) A total loser fetus faced asshole who uses girls for sex.

2) A wannabe marine.

1) Person 1: A Dan Hastings just tried to get in my pants!

Person 2: NO WAY! what an ass!

2) I wish I was a marine.. but I'm just not good enough. :(

by hatesbeinused2009 August 5, 2011

East Hastings

East Hastings is the poorest neighbourhood in Canada. The streets are overrun with drug addicts (who have no problem with shooting up in the street) and prostitutes. This neighbourhood is not for the faint of heart. It isn't overall that dangerous, there is a hell of a lot worse places then East Hastings. But when there you should keep on your toes and watch your back. The media really exagerates how bad it is there. It is also the oldest neighbourhood in Vancouver, if junkies, pandhandlers, and prostitutes don't frighten or anger you then East Hastings is the place to be.

Mike: Want to go to East Hastings?
Bill: No way, I don't feel like getting shot.
Mike: Don't be closeminded, only way you will get shot there is if you fuck with the wrong people.

by Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 22, 2007

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

hacking the mainframe

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.

Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?

by gt-skip April 15, 2005

hacking the lettuce

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

by McInnes May 15, 2005