Harpooon!!!

What you yell when an annoying fatass comes your way or in your line of sight.

Fat albert walks by

Guy: Man the Harpooon!!!

by blackestwhitedude September 8, 2011

harooning

Performing feats of amazing spazzmatics.

"Wow, did you see that spazz make a fool of himself? Thats some first class harooning."

by jubal the jube June 25, 2017

Harpoonis

A mix between a harpoon and a penis. Thats literally it.

Guy 1: Harpoonis lmao!!!
Guy 2: Please leave me alone you died years ago.

by Kat.,.,., February 13, 2022

harpsonian

Natives from the land of Harpsonia.

The Harpsonian Scrooge hijacked an aircraft.

by Jacksonian Ken April 2, 2022

Harpsonian Scrooge

1.(noun) A Scrooge From the land of Harpsonia who brings about criminal mischief in the virtual realm
2.(noun) An Internet daemon taking the form of a Troll

The "Harpsonian Scrooge" Hijacked the aircraft.

by Jacksonian Ken April 3, 2022

Harpoontang

The art of seducing a mate that exceeds the weight limit of an F-350. Usually in reference to a woman considered a “whale”, you must inflate her ego, since the rest of her is already inflated. Jumping on a harpoontang grenade is the bravest and most loyal thing a friend can do.

My junk will henceforth be known as Moby Dick, due to my harpoontang record.

by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022

Harpoontang

A demoralising term for a fat bitch, especially when in reference to her as an object of sexual interest.

I'm not really into the skinny bitches. I'm more of a harpoontang man myself.

by eyefeelpineal September 3, 2025