GrubHub delivery driver from Central New Jersey with a (1) one star delivery rating for multiple no shows and failures to deliver proper delivery of goods or food.
by JM Stevens March 30, 2020
Get the Harold mug.by annaban xxo December 24, 2007
Get the harold mug.Harold. Where to start. Harold's are known to be the epitome of of masculinity. Girls are known to swoon over their insanely good looks topped by their unbeatable wit and rumoured big members. Almost always white, the paleness of their skin resinates to that of snow. Known to be the purest from of white supremacy. If you are a beautiful white girl searching for you almost too perfect match a Harold is juts for you. WARNING. In some very very every very very rare cases, some have found Asian Harolds!!! If this is the case run. The member size earlier praised is the opposite i this case. Asian Harolds often hit puberty very late or never!!! Some girls have found though despite their lack of manhood, they are still the most kind, thoughtful and funniest guys to meet. They seem to carry plenty of followers and fans that admire their confidence and vibe. If found be sure to keep. They are easily loved and will easily love you, more so if you are a decent height, purple haired goth bitty with the name of T. Love you Harold.
Rachel : OMGG look at that cutie.
Girl 2: Gurrl thats Harold.
Rachel : Wait isn't he asian.
Girl 3: Oh you better watch out, he belongs to that purple haired goth
T: This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch.
Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule
with your trifling dirty white racist ass,
you big fat bitch oompa loompa
body ass bitch?
Girl 2: Gurrl thats Harold.
Rachel : Wait isn't he asian.
Girl 3: Oh you better watch out, he belongs to that purple haired goth
T: This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch.
Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule
with your trifling dirty white racist ass,
you big fat bitch oompa loompa
body ass bitch?
by whoisyourdaddymayIasksir? January 20, 2020
Get the Harold mug.When someone rolls a super horrible cannibas cigarette. it can be too loose. looks pregnant, to tight and just barley smokes.
Example 1
stoner1 - hey man did you pick up?
stoner2- yeah dude. i rolled it all up
stoner1 - kk lets get atter
stoner2- yea sorry i was in a hurry so i rolled a bunch of harolds.
Example 2
guy-finally we got some bud! lets roll it up!
other guy - kk ill do it
guy - NO. you can only roll harolds! ill do it.
other guy - v.v
stoner1 - hey man did you pick up?
stoner2- yeah dude. i rolled it all up
stoner1 - kk lets get atter
stoner2- yea sorry i was in a hurry so i rolled a bunch of harolds.
Example 2
guy-finally we got some bud! lets roll it up!
other guy - kk ill do it
guy - NO. you can only roll harolds! ill do it.
other guy - v.v
by leaglise-it420 December 7, 2009
Get the Harold mug.A really gross boy who smells of sweat and looks sweaty all the time. Loveable himself a lot and can sometimes be described as a “sket”,”hoe”,”slut”, or “🐍ey”.
“Oh that Harold is such a snake”
“Harold tries not to flex constantly”
“Man,that Harold is a big hoe”
“Harold tries not to flex constantly”
“Man,that Harold is a big hoe”
by Niamph Murphy April 20, 2019
Get the Harold mug.A nerdy nerd who seems to be really sarcastic
and cool on the surface, but is actually a
very caring guy once you get to know him.
He is really devoted in mathematics and science
and is a gamer.
He will be one of the smartest guys you will meet ever in your life. If you have any problems, you can just ask him anything and he will help you no matter what.
if you happen to have a Harold near you, treasure him and be his friend.
and cool on the surface, but is actually a
very caring guy once you get to know him.
He is really devoted in mathematics and science
and is a gamer.
He will be one of the smartest guys you will meet ever in your life. If you have any problems, you can just ask him anything and he will help you no matter what.
if you happen to have a Harold near you, treasure him and be his friend.
George:Albert Einstein is so smart! I bet he is as
smart as Harold!
gabe:nah. Albert still got a long gap to reach the
smartness of Harold!
smart as Harold!
gabe:nah. Albert still got a long gap to reach the
smartness of Harold!
by CyberGenius February 21, 2018
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