She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019
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"hey guys, i'm being harnied"
by lAimee August 6, 2008
Get the Harnied mug.A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.
I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?
by CHINDOR December 16, 2007
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Guy 2: How did you get into Penn? Don't be stupid. Harnwell's rooftop is the best.
Guy 1: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
Guy 2: How did you get into Penn? Don't be stupid. Harnwell's rooftop is the best.
Guy 1: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
by speakingtruth27 October 17, 2011
Get the Harnwell mug.A subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.
Mike: Yo Moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?
Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.
Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?
Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.
Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.
Moe: Heard that.
Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.
Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?
Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.
Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.
Moe: Heard that.
by Jefbag May 15, 2012
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by Buddy Guy123 BBC June 9, 2019
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