Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

Harnoor

Harnoor is awesome and not a girl

Harnoor is cool

by esioygf3ieyudfhebu February 12, 2020

Harngry

To be horny, hungry, and angry.

It's not a Saturday unless I wake up hungover and harngry.

by elcoph September 11, 2011

Harnin'

Another term for passing gas, or letting one "slip". The term you would use to take responsibility for a really, hot, stinky fart without actually saying so.

"Omigosh, I totally just harnin'. Sorry!"

or

"Hey! Did you just freaking fart???!?"

"O gawd, no! I just harnin'."

by Glambot June 12, 2013

Harnum

To be touched innappropiately (in a joking manner) by a close friend.

I was out with Josh, and he totally kept Harnuming me under the table.

by Josh BK February 9, 2008

harness lane guys

a group of friends who are raging alcoholics and love it. they go by the names of bryan jj dylan kyle and brendan, ask about them.

these harness lane guys are the coolest ever.

by bryan arz July 4, 2008

Harneet

sweet and intelligent person

my friend Harneet is a great girl

by Sarah Louis Perez April 23, 2009