by bojzzle July 3, 2005
Get the happy mealmug. A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.
syn. Kids meal
syn. Kids meal
"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."
by VRB November 3, 2005
Get the happy mealmug. when some n00b come at you with a plasma pistol and a battle rifle or a plasma pistol and a carbine and two shots you. that combo is used only by people who havent matured enough to realize that it's for n00bs! just like the happy meal from McDicks.
by Yojo July 10, 2005
Get the happy mealmug. Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.
by Cheta May 15, 2003
Get the happy mealmug. When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021
Get the happy mealmug. An alternative to burgered. This is mainly used when a direct confrontation is not desired. It involves the throwing, tossing, slapping or otherwise launching of small animal feces towards another person.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.
That bastard across the room could kick my ass if I tried to burger him, so I will serve him up a happy meal instead.
by SirK September 25, 2003
Get the happy mealmug. When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.
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by Kevrob July 22, 2014
Get the Florida Happy Mealmug.