happy meal

Fry me up a happy meal, bitch!
by bojzzle June 24, 2005
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happy meal

A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.

syn. Kids meal
"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."
by VRB October 28, 2005
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happy meal

when some n00b come at you with a plasma pistol and a battle rifle or a plasma pistol and a carbine and two shots you. that combo is used only by people who havent matured enough to realize that it's for n00bs! just like the happy meal from McDicks.
"ThePher is happy mealing again"
"Imagine that" *rolls eyes*
by Yojo June 30, 2005
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happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.
I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.
by Cheta May 15, 2003
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happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
by Shftokersmoker February 03, 2021
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happy meal

An alternative to burgered. This is mainly used when a direct confrontation is not desired. It involves the throwing, tossing, slapping or otherwise launching of small animal feces towards another person.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.
That bastard across the room could kick my ass if I tried to burger him, so I will serve him up a happy meal instead.
by SirK September 26, 2003
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Florida Happy Meal

A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.
When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.

Lottery Florida
by Kevrob July 22, 2014
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