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Leaving the entire house a dirty wreck, and expecting others to clean up after you.
Please dont hanson the kitchen again.
by jackson bronze September 4, 2005
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Come over here baby and give Me a Hanson and make my penis go mm.bop
by BurntAnus December 23, 2016
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1. (Verb) To skip out on an otherwise fantastic golf outing.

2. (Verb) To be outcasted from future fantastic golf outings due to skipping out on a fantastic golf outing.

Other forms include: hansonitis (incurable disease of hansoning); hansonography (mug shots of those who have hansoned); and antidishansontablishmentarianism (opposition to the belief that there should not be hansoning)
John: Shinwoo, are you going to be able to Royal New Kent it with us this year?

Woody: I'll definitely try...no, scratch that...I WILL make it. Please don't hanson me!!!
by Jack & Drew July 1, 2008
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A sub-human of life...boring, emotionless, bully,
Dale Hanson life sub-human bully
by Dale Hanson September 22, 2006
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A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.
Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.
by eddiered April 1, 2008
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A group of gay, long haired, untalented bitches who don't know they're gay yet.
Hanson: yeah we all have girlfriends

Oprah: But you guys are gay

Hanson: Now we're not

Oprah: yeah you are. You're not fooling anybody

Hanson: Well now that you mention it...
by Mr. Motion July 18, 2008
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hanson: (1) the feeling of embarrassment you get for someone else. (2) a feeling that makes you cringe when witnessing a particularly awkward situation (3) feeling awkward by association (4) feeling embarrassed by association.
The feeling you get when you watch the band Hanson perform; the feeling you get when you run into someone from your hometown of Hanson, MA in Hanson, MA. "That was really hanson"
by Anita Rackow October 31, 2008
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