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The Hanae Effect

The Hanae Effect is a bundle of emotions commonly caused by females with the name of Hanae. They are half danish half moroccan, they are funny, charismatic, and extremely beautiful. They usually have a mesmerizing voice that'll leave you in awe. They're smart, perceptive, attractive, and exceptionally adorable. It's a very tricky combination, the effect can be compared to the butterfly effect or butterflies in my stomach. But it's worse.

It's a rush of adrenaline fused with a euphoric sensation that will leave you in a state of frenzy if not contained or controlled. It will make you feel happy, excited, and scared. It will have you on edge with their voice in your head throughout your daily routine.

Legend says you should not look into their eyes for a prolonged period of time. And whatever you do, DO NOT gaze into their smile for more than 2 mins, they have one of the most beautiful smiles existing on earth, and there's no going back after that. You'll be under the total and complete influence of the Hanae Effect. There's nothing you can do, there is no cure, it'll be over for you, and you'll love every single second of it.
Dude I really like her, i think it's the Hanae Effect, low-key freaking out!

Gurl just put on that red dress along with that dark red lipstick we picked up the other day, guaranteed Hanae Effect.
by BundleOfJoy September 25, 2018
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Hane out

When a group of guys all wearing Hanes underwear hang out. It originated from a kid that said want hang out but it sounded like hane.
You want to hane out later?
by Realinfo December 13, 2013
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Spam-handed

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.
The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018
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left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.
My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.
by Andrew C October 17, 2005
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Chris Hansen

The host on NBC Dateline.

Exposes criminals.

Stars on To Catch a Predator.

The biggest cock block of all time.
I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!
by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007
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Kazutora Hanemiya

Misunderstood, hot as hell, 10/10 would let him step on me
Girl: Omg isn’t my s/o hot!
Girl 2: But have you seen Kazutora Hanemiya?
by KazutorasFutureWife January 15, 2022
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left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)
I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.
by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014
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