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hans

disproportional limbs of a human male
That hans has some funky short arms
by Balphazar August 5, 2006
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A guy with an odd pool of grey hair.

The grey hair ain't just a color, it's old semen from the local fishermen.

The definition is a guy walking with other guys semen.
"Omg did you go hans on your hair again?"

"Let's hans up his hair, I got a heavy nutsack ready to be emptied!"

"Look at that hans guy!"
by BackpackerJoe January 18, 2008
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(n)(In the South) a condescening term used for people who display characteristics of "hicks" and who are usually overconfident and think they have more friends than they actually do.
Ok, "Hans," take that squirrel off of its leash and let it go. Squirrels are not pets, it doesn't like you and neither does anyone else. Oh, and put some shoes on.
by Charlie Ferman September 23, 2007
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A stupid idiot that everyone hates and wish he doesn't exist. He is weird and especially girls hate him because he does weird things we do NOT speak of. He has a crush on a girl named Claire, but she loathes him. Hans may be somewhat smart, but he is still an idiot. Claire still hates him and wishes that he was never born.

Hans secretly spies on Claire and Madeline sometimes, and it is creepy as beep
Claire: I'm scared, Hans is looking at me
Madeline: ignore him and he will ignore you
Claire: you know nothing. I can feel him looking at me, it is scary.
by The herd. Unicorn poop March 14, 2020
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A Hans is somebody who is a pothead, pimp, hermit and on the side stripper.

They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
Girls: You're being such a hans tonight. Get up and actually do something with yourself.
by Henry Mole January 7, 2015
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The trusty fellow who always there when you need your FLAMMENWERFER.
by P07470 March 31, 2017
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The natural enemy of every NOPE that exists.
His favorite weapon is the flammenwerfer but he can use also many other weapons like Harpoon-werfer, Miniguns etc.
Man 1: Hey look there.

Man 2: What's that?!

Man 1: A big fat nope!
Man 2: HANS, GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!!!!
by TheDestructor July 1, 2017
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