A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)
I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.
by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014
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2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
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everyone always looks up to her and asks her for advice. she's a diva, the female version of a hustler.
can be used as a noun or adjective.
everyone always looks up to her and asks her for advice. she's a diva, the female version of a hustler.
can be used as a noun or adjective.
by haniehk March 7, 2009
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by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003
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When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
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"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
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