Head-Hancho

An important person; someone who is considered the center of attraction

He is the best. he has to be the head-hancho.

by Bib-Bob December 24, 2011

Buffalo Handcart

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

by webweary June 19, 2011

Hania

One of the best people you'll ever meet. Hanias are the kindest most affectionate people out there. They'll do anything to make sure you're happy and tend to be very sacrificial in any relationships but they crave love and affection. Hania can seduce you within seconds even by only looking at you. She has the most beautiful smile ever but hides it. She will do this thing thats just ADORABLE where her little smirk turns into a beaming smile. Shes the STRONGEST and most willpowered person you'll meet. She never gives up, and she's clearly not being herself if she has. A very loud extrovert and entertainer. Falls in love VERY easily but shes got her tactics. Flirt with everyone so the person you like wont see you act differently around them. (It either goes amazing or horrible no imbetween) just a pure definition of a leo...

Shes a stunning smexy very funny person with a charming personality

If you dont have a hania in your life then GO.FINE.ONE

Person 1: heard there is a new girl? Know anything about her?
Person 2: one word fam. Hania
Person 1: ...woah

by Local_bean December 6, 2020

Handicapper

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

by Grevdar February 8, 2010

The Hancock Effect

When you see a girl in Hancock (A Library) and you think she is good looking. Later you see her outside in the real world, and she is no good at all.

In Hancock: Oh WOW look at that slamming hottie.

Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".

by JackSize November 12, 2010

Maury Hancock

Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.

Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.

Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?

Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.

Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!

by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005

handicrap

To take a crap in the handicapped stall

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.

by The Real Slim Zoobs October 21, 2015