Hangoff

That person that hangs out with you but doesn't. When your in public that person is there but will sometimes wonder away and then come back when they want other people to think they have friends. Usually this person has no group out side of this group they "hangout" with. They are socially hanging off your group and your friends. They do this to seem higher of in the social hierarchy. This is sometimes referred to as a third wheel but in this case the person isn't invited or wanted at the group events. Try not to wear it out.

Jimmy is a hangoff of the swim fam group.

by MyDudeWoz October 11, 2016

Hand off

When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.

by get it wright October 17, 2011

Get your hand off it

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

"I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it."

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

by mac-attk October 15, 2009

hand off

Also known as the pass off.

At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.

N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!

L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!

by Norma R November 24, 2006

Hadoff

Used instead of 'Ripped' or 'Merked'

You said you were better than me, i beat you, HADOFF!

by Mikey Rigby December 23, 2008

Handoffable

The ability to think about someone whilst having a wank.

"Be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable"

by that-guys February 7, 2013