handjob

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.

Jackie gave Ed a handjob.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 16, 2003

handjob

masturbation done by someone else

walter received a handjob from rebecca last night

by Anonymous hoe February 22, 2019

handjob

When a woman rubs a penis

Mandy gave my one-eyed trouser trout the greatest handjob last night.

by TubeSteak August 22, 2003

handjob

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used
to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.

<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?
<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!

by Travis Barry February 25, 2005

handjob

Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.

Damn baby, if I wanted a handjob, I'd do it myself! Get down on that shit!

by KGCP October 30, 2006

handjob

A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.

She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.

by Hand Jobs SUCK October 8, 2006