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Right Handed Sinestro

When having sex with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the ass of the giving partner. Named after Thaal Sinestro, the arch nemesis of the Green Lantern, the name is a reference to the fact Sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people anally, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.
guy 1: I was having sex with this girl last night and I stuck it in her ass without telling her first.

guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?

guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.

guy 2: Oh man that sucks!

guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)
by balooboo May 7, 2011
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ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.
The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.
by matt February 5, 2004
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One-handed 69

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia
Dude do the One-handed 69 on her
by Nate_G October 13, 2020
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red handed

adj. Derived from the term "bloody-hand", which was one of four kinds of offences in the king's forest, by which the offender is supposed to have killed a deer. In Scotland, in such like crimes they say "Taken in the fact, or with the red hand".
- Thomas Blount's Law Dictionary and Glossary, 1717

In modern times, this term refers to catching someone in the act of doing something they aren't supposed to do.
Hah! I knew it was you stealing the cookies. I caught you red handed!
by Markus Melarkus September 29, 2005
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2 Handed Dick Slam

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
by Hoss42 March 15, 2010
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Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.
Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."
by mb95482 September 8, 2010
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one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy
any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner
by Snarfy December 18, 2011
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