handbag

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

by nocturnal January 3, 2005

Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

Asian Handbag

When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.

When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.

by MisterDave June 25, 2009

Granny's Handbasket

An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.

I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket.

by Nazztea May 14, 2011

handbag branch

When you are forced to act straight (by someone/ some people) even though you are gay.

I'm a handbag branch, I wish I could come out but x won't let me.

by hermoinegranger November 2, 2015

batchelors handbag

A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles

Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag

by Ronster March 4, 2021

gins handbag

A wine cask carried by an Australian aboriginal woman.

"Hey cooda,mortons wife is carrying her gins handbag with her down to the park"

by opiumtrail October 2, 2007