hammocking

The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.

I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.

by Dr. Can Do November 9, 2009

hashjacking

When somebody else jacks your or others hashtags to promote there twitter page or product

Example of Hashjacking:
Omg check out this cool thing or a tweet full of hashtags
#NYCMarathon
#PrimarySchoolMemories
#Secondaryschoolmemories
#IveAlwaysWantedTo

by zqtwho November 6, 2011

Hammocking

Used to describe the activity of laying in a hammock either alone or with others. Usually used in the format of a question more so than a statement.

Would you like to go hammocking? Or Nathan and Jessica went hammocking in the park the other day.

by LifeOfN8 August 9, 2019

Hammocking

The act Hammocking can be achieved when two people (or more) of the same sex sleep in a hammock together. This life achievement normally happens at sleep-overs/parties, where more than one person needs a place to sleep. The "Hammockers" will normally be made fun of for sleeping in said hammock together.

The other night during the party the guys were Hammocking together.

by time2rape January 26, 2010

HiJacking

When you are feeling horny on a plane and want to jackoff, so you go to the airplane toilets and let it flow.

"I might need to do a HiJacking mid flight"

by HeyGuys101 November 5, 2014

Hijacking

Replying to a forum thread with a post that has at best a loose connection to the thread's topic, with the result that the thread starter's question gets side-tracked.

Often, the tread gets completely derailed as more forum members respond to the hijacker's post or add their own problems to the thread, which are not related to the either the original topic, nor the hijacker's topic.

A vague thread title is an open invitation to hijacking a forum thread with all kinds of unrelated reports.

by Opera Fan December 19, 2011

tab hijacking

When a girl/(some boys) use your computer and closes/reuse the tab you were working in.

I will never loan my computer to susan again, she tabhijacked me, and I lost my stuff in runescape ! Tab hijacking is wrong ! WRONG !

by Anders1234DK July 27, 2010