A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."
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Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"
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Get the Haynes mug.Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.
by luggie April 8, 2010
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Step 1: Go to a music store
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.
Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.
Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).
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"My school's Hallnazi is a fat bitch that wears nothing jogging-suits that are 10 times to small for her and bitches at EVERYONE"
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