Hallmarkian

Someone who does nothing but watch Hallmark channel and nothing else

You're a hallmarkian

by Bear man mc gun July 4, 2022

hallmalarky

When a conversation becomes too mushy for comfort.

"You know, before we all head back home, I just want to say I'm really happy we all became friends this summer. It's been amazing."

"Yeah this really has been the best summer of my life. I'm closer to all of you than to friends I've known my whole life."

"Really, I am so grateful for having you all in my life. You've given me gifts I'll take with me always. I hope we stay friends forever."

"Now I know the meaning of true friendship. You are all so precious to me, each of you is a perfect diamond, and together we are a shimmering diamond ring."

"Alright, enough of this hallmalarky... let's smoke a bowl and fire up the x-box."

by squidlayo September 12, 2009

Hallvard

The most attractive person ever born

I love Hallvard so much I wish I could marry him

by Mirko(lovesHallvard) October 4, 2021

HELLMARI

monster from omori that scares you

Fred: Hey brad, did you play omori last night?
Brad: Yeah brad! I got jumpscared by Hellmari at the door!

by pizza handler October 17, 2022

Brian o' Hallaron

The man who plays Dante Hicks in Clerks 1 and 2. He also appears in Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and is one of the main characters in Vulgar and Drop Dead Roses.

Brian o' Hallaron has several films to his credit.

by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006

hallmark fart

A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.

We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it

by TheCaliKid June 18, 2010

Hallmark hot

When a guy is hot but sort of basic, like a discount conventional hot guy. If you've watched Hallmark movies you know what it is.

Jeremy is Hallmark hot.

by scarletmay13 December 25, 2018