Cock hawking

The noise(s) one makes when sucking a cock or cocks.

Brittany was cock hawking last night, she’s a real loud cock hawker.

by Tabl December 19, 2020

Doing a Mika Hakkinen

Giving a vague and short answer to a question that was looking for more insights and a longer answer. A typical phenomenon with Finnish racing drivers.

"Brian, did you manage to get anything from the rookie driver?"
"No, he was doing a Mika Hakkinen"
"What!?"
"Yes"

by NaggerNick April 6, 2020

hacking off

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.

Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!

by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010

Stephen Hawking

Dead wheelchair guy

"My grandpa was a real Stephen Hawking"

by TheRudestJack600900 May 11, 2018

Tom Hanking

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018

Hacking Darts

Smoking a cigarette of any kind whilst inhaling the smoke and exhaling it.

Robert was hacking darts with his friend Brad

by bigslut69 November 3, 2010

Haaking

To beat the shit out of your drums. v. or adv.

He haaked the shit out of his drums, busted a head.

or

He was haaking the drums, louder than a muh fuhcka.

by Javier Consuelo January 27, 2013