Zul Hakim

A man of his words, strong, loyal and loves his family and partner. A very, very dashing young man.

Watch out for Zul Hakim because he’s gonna rock your world

by Nnvanns December 29, 2017

Hakimism

Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy.

The one and only God of Hakimism is, ironically, Hakimy. Now known as the Blue Pirate King, Hakimy never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.

well known and faithful followers OF Hakimism:

Daina - The queen of Hakimism. Hakimy made her his wife with the help of the "caveman style" sex.
Notice: She can read minds. Beware the nosebleeds!

Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade

Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession

Tishy - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez; yaoi + yuri = bliss

Joana - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as Mojo Jojo, the evil monkey

Slim - the playboy with no face; a member of team ASS; likes to strip when drunk

Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he's a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie

Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn

Shinigami - Otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7

When a hakimist sees a girl he/she immediately thinks threesome.

The best example of a Hakimism follower is the character Jiraya from the Naruto anime series

by Kishin October 4, 2008

Hakim

Very buff and attractive BUT is a major player! tries to get with ever girl and flirts with them. He has many tricks to get them and is a good liar! He can make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world but can easily replace you in seconds. He makes you fall in love with him in seconds but you shouldnt trust him. He is very sweet and kind but dont forget he is hot and dangerous!

girl-damn he's fine! what's his name?
girl 2-you don't want to get with him, he's hakim.

by FckLoveLiveLife January 8, 2012

Hakim

Hakim Arabic: Wise/Ruler/Doctor is a guy who doesn’t give a shit, his favourite place is foodworks and he loves stealing Tomato Sauce, do not piss this guy off, he will not hesitate to push you off your scooter.

Julian: your parents are drug dealers

Hakim: SAY IT AGAIN
Julian: your parents are drug dealers
Hakim: *pushes Julian off his scooter*🤚🏻🛴

by Spastic Simon October 10, 2018

Daniel Noh Hakim

Funniest guy, girls like to be around him especially Camelia and Maryam.

Camelia and Maryam: Daniel Noh Hakim is really funny!!

by pej4l December 11, 2022

hakimo

The best person you'd ever be friends with. Always puts others needs before their own especially if they are friends with you. Are loyal and excellent partners and will find different ways to appreciate you. Is very smart but doesn't stay still enough to focus if something bores them. Doesn't open up to people easily because they are to scared that person will hurt them which is why they don't have a partner. Spends their time doing something productive to something lazy. Is madly in love with people who they never have a chance with. Could be two faced to fake people. Values friends and family over anything including life.

Hakimo is a nice person but they talk shit about people behind their backs

by Ms. Advice August 8, 2017

Hakimuddin

Usually referred to a man who is super breathtaking, outrageous and soft-spoken. He also a generous person especially to the people he loves.
Most likely a big fan of sneakers.

We all need a Hakimuddin in our lives !

by madmumblecrust May 30, 2020