haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018

poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

by La Petomaine July 7, 2008

haiku

Haikus have three lines.
The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.

Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.

A haiku:
Underneath a tree
Summer air is so easy.
So is yo mama.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009

Haiku

A type of Japanese poetry always 3 lines in length. The lines always have 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

Haiku usually focuses on highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 30, 2011

Haiku anarchist

(noun) Writer of Haiku poetry whom purposely breaks the rules that define it as Haiku; and thus deaming it 'Un-haiku. A rebel poet, 'Sparkmanism'.

Clay was an amazing writer and poet, specializing in Haiku, although he creates his own rules, and thus becoming a 'Haiku Anarchist'!

by lisagaia June 20, 2011

Haiyull

An extremely nice and sweet person.
Open minded, hot, understanding, athletic basically whatever a girl would want in a boyfriend.
But also bestfriend material.

Person: People should be like Haiyull

by Violet° October 30, 2019

Haikuification

Turning everyday comments and phrases into haikus, popularized by the Haiku Bot for Discord servers, which turns users' posts into haikus whenever they are the correct number of syllables. This often takes users by surprise.

None of you will escape the haikuification! Watch your syllable count, Haiku Bot strikes when you least expect it.

by Jak6841 May 4, 2021