Turntablist for the world renowned rock group, Linkin Park. He is well-equipped with fingers to push, twitch, and turn his discs. Is of Korean origin.
by Sibel July 16, 2008

Adam Hahns are the upmost fuckwits. They walk like they are retarded and most of them are gay and not very intelligent.
by anonymous adam hahn haters January 29, 2014

by IB crazy July 01, 2005

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.
Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.
Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019

by Ruh, Bruh November 29, 2020

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.
by Advantage Tennis Academy May 30, 2018

Situation in which a socially awkward male is able to attract and score with a female who is waay out of his league solely due to his sexual prowess.
by KARL GANT September 14, 2016
