E-Hagging

Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.

boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys

b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.

by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023

baby haggis

An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.

Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?

by Wye Boy January 25, 2008

Haggis Land.

Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.

''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''

by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

by spacker110 January 28, 2015

Haggar'ed

Beaten, bruised, messed up, pulverized. Named after Mayor Mike Haggar from the classic beat-em-up video game Final Fight, used to describe someone who has taken a severe beating.

"Dude, I just totally Haggar'ed that guy!"

by iressivor August 28, 2008

crap-haggler

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.

by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006