Haleny

A kind and genuine man who is extremely nice especially to females. They are sometimes nerdy when it comes to reading books and talking about novels.

A Haleny would be an interesting person to date as they are very comfortable to be with.

by hwlane July 30, 2019

Hafeey

Hafeey is a very odd kind of kid but still very funny. he typically is a sporty kid and should really date someone named Sarah. Hafeey is also the kind of kid that doesn't know how to talk to girls, but is very attractive and decently smart.

Hafeey: "Hi i'm Hafeey!"
Person: "Woah, you should date a Sarah!"
Sarah: "Fuck me"

by PPcocaine.dad.com November 11, 2020

Eddie Van Halen

Amazing guitarist from Van Halen. According to Peter Jackson (PJ), the primary influence of King Diamond. Such an influence, King Diamond was inspired by Diamond Dave (David Lee Roth) himself for his name.

King Diamond would not exist without Eddie Van Halen.

by Hdj007 August 4, 2023

Van Halen

The Best Most Kick Ass Rock band ther ever is was and will ever be. Van Halen led by guitarist eddie van halen who cannot be stopped or topped.

Van Halen is the best period.

by Remember001 September 16, 2005

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, bornin Amsterdam, Holland. Brother of Alex Van Halen, started band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought toungue/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."

"Man! Eddie Van Halen can really burn the axe!"

by Burning Zeppelin September 16, 2005

Van Halen

Van Halen is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. The main line-up consisted of Eddie and Alex Van Halen on guitar and drums and Michael Anthony on bass. They started out with David Lee Roth as singer then Sammy Hagar, then Gary Cherone, Hagar again and now back to Roth. Anthony left and Eddie's son Wolfgang Van Halen is the bassist. They have had a lot of great songs like Jump, Hot for Teacher, When It's Love, Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, Right Now, Dance the Night Away, and of course the greatest solo of alltime, ERUPTION! There are many people who think that when Hagar replaced Roth that they became terrible and that "Van Hagar" was never as good as the Roth years. I say suck it. Both singers were really good. They brought the band to places they wouldn't be before. Hagar gave them four #1 albums. Don't say he's not good. I personally like Roth better but they were both great. Besides, would you rather have had the 10 years with Hagar or 10 years with Gary Cherone? Didn't think so.

VH fan 1: Hey what's your favorites song by Van Halen?
VH fan 2: Mine favorites are When It's Love and Dreams.
VH fan 1: That's cool. I'm more of a Roth guy, so mine are Panama and Mean Street.
VH fan 2: They're good songs.
Chip, the retarded Vh fan: Hey guys.
VH fan 2: Hey Chip
Chip: My favorite song is Fire in the Hole with Gary Cherone.
VH fan 1: Shut up Chip.

by fatjamarcus November 3, 2010

Hapenis

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

by PornSoldier December 16, 2006