Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

handy-j

The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.

example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009

Handycopes

A guy/ or girl who thinks they are the ultimate programmer; studies algorithms all day long and high level software development decisions (like what software library to use), but doesn't actually do any real world software development, or coding.

They think that because they once built a Tkinter app; they can compete with Terry A. Davis.

They believe that the ultimate apex of a software developer is to implement the binary search algorithm and if a software developer is unable to implement the binary search algorithm that they have no business being a software developer.

Perhaps this attempt to discuss high level software development is because they are procrastinating writing code.

Handycopes: Have you heard about this awesome new GitHub Co-opilot AI that writes for loops for you.
Software Developer: ur handycoping rn bro, just code bro ur hanycoping..

by Software Developer July 1, 2021

Raggedy Handy

When your girl is on her rag but still gives out hand jobs.

My girl has been on her rag for a week, but I still getting Raggedy Handys'.

by Jayles January 3, 2017

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

by Little BB November 23, 2013

Franklin Academy East Haddam

A place of hell. Founder Freddy Westerbeck (yes related to the TCAP guy) believed that children should be seen and never heard of again, and thus found the easiest targets to be kids with such disorders as autism, anxiety, ADD, and inceldom to be the most fit, as they werent retarded enough to where they couldn't be used for labor but could be convinced that anarcho socialism was the way to achieve the new world order.. Field trips include trips to Dollar General, gay pride parades, and the crack dens of Middletown and East Hartford. The school while presenting itself as a haven for social justice and multiculturalism, is 99% white, and regularly expells all students of african ancestory for "being too animalistic" in the founders words. The teachers also enjoy photographing the younger girls and teachers who try and stop this are fired and stripped of all communications with their families. Students are kept in prison like concrete buildings filled with signs saying "words are violence" and "let fred come into your body". It is a scary place

Friend one - "So I might be going to Franklin Academy East Haddam to help with my social anxiety"
Friend two - "Bro my brothers old classmate went there, they totally fucked with his head and filled his head with psycotic shit. Freakin mess that guy"
Friend one - "on god?"

by Man of the street August 23, 2022

Handy Manny

Handy Manny crossed the border to kill Bob The Builder
and steal his spot on tv.

Handy Manny killed Bob the builder last friday

by bunnysoxx March 17, 2011