HABs

The male equivalent of WAGs. Just as WAGs is acronymous of wives and girlfriends, HABs are husbands and boyfriends.

Katie: Oh I can't wait for Sarah's birthday, is it girls only tonight?

Jenny: No, I don't thinks so. The invite says HABs welcome...

by Joystick83 March 11, 2011

HABS

Habitual Boner Syndrome... need I say more?

Dude, I downloaded hundreds of fifties of electric six songs and it gave me the HABS

by HABSman9 November 28, 2009

HABs

(A group of) husbands and boyfriends. See WAGs.

England's HABs used the presence of their WAGs in Germany as an excuse for their poor showing in the 2006 World Cup, when really they just played shit.

by Claire September 1, 2006

habs fan

a fan of a hockey team in montreal that all they know how to say is 24 cups

habs fan: we might suck but at least we have 24 cups any other hockey fan: we dont care

by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020

Habsburg

A total joke of a person.A habsburg only cares about themselves.If they have plans with you they will cancel them especially if they are in an emotional state.Dont trust a habsburg even if they are your father.Habsburgs often travel in packs making them extra irritating.If you know one your life probably sucks and you should throw heavy objects at them.They are just total douche bags.

Jordan:"Hey is Mark coming over tonight to watch glee?"

Serrina:"Um no actually he is such a Habsburg he cancelled last minute"

Jordan:"Ohh myy what a douche bag"

by Maaark!!! November 18, 2010

Habs

cigarettes, squaries, smokes, etc. A word that is basically derived from "habits' obviously used to describe the addictive quality of smoking cigarettes.

"hey man, did you see where my habs ran off to?" "i just got back from the store, i needed to get some habs"

by aliveinchrist December 30, 2007

Habsen

A large oafish creature.

That man is such a Habsen.

by BigDog88 July 31, 2012