Haagen Daz’n

To fuck around with, to mess with or to pick fun.

Example: That dude stole my beer, can he quit Haagen Daz’n me??

by chlohoneymoney January 26, 2019

Häagen-Dazsed

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.

Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!

by Volt220 August 26, 2019

Hanzen

That one guy that's always flexing how good he is at minecraft. Also most likely has MVP+ on Hypixel. Probably obsessed with dogs, especially pugs.

Casual minecraft player: Oh my god. That kid's a sweat at minecraft.
Casual minecraft player 2: Oh, it's probably just a Hanzen.

by Pretend that this is a good na August 26, 2021

hayzen

a sex machine. loves trying new things. likes it rough and sweaty. hes very good in bed, i have to admit. but he needs time "alone". he is very racist at times. dirtbikes are his thang. overall, he is a very sweet guy and oh by the way hes gay ;P jkk

we love hayzen's!! :D

"did you see how sexy hayzen was last night?"

Jessy-oh hayzen:)
Courtney-He is just wayy to sexy.

Jessy- He's mine Courtney!! Back off!

Courtney-NO! He is mine, you back off! I could so take you!
Jessy-No you couldn't and plus you have a boyfriend. so HAHA
Courtney-Who need's him, he is old news, Hayzen is so much more sexy!

Jessy- Fine! You get him Tuesday's and Thursday's I get him Monday's and Wednesday's and we share Friday and the weekends.

Courtney- Okay, I GUESS that works.

WE LOVE YOU HAYZEN!

by JC69 July 6, 2009

Hazen

Verb
A method of back or under-lighting and object or piece of furniture in one's home or office in a way which creates a pleasing mood and aesthetic.

I'm going to go hazen my new entertainment center.

by Stickman988 May 24, 2010

Haagen Dazs

Kick ass ice cream of all time. Made with real ingredients but expensive as hell.

Lets go get some Haagen Dazs at the Glendale Galleria.

by Yukester December 20, 2007

Haagen

He's super sweet, he's not judgmental. He's determined and he doesn't slack off he's such a family guy any girl would be lucky to have such an amazingly nice, cute, handsome, guy like him.

Haagens girlfriend is so lucky!

Any guy would turn gay if they saw Haagen

by greenaleena1234890 June 26, 2016