my humps

A song by the Black Eyed Peas about a girl who is hott and gets expensive things from a guy she doesn't know. Keep in mind she is not a slut because she doesnt have sex with them, she is kindof like a gold digger see also anna nicole smith. It refers to her humps as in buttox and her lumps as in her breasts. the song is very catchy and is played at many highschool proms where girls and guys grind profusely about eachother.

As you can see in the example, she will be with you if you buy her very expensive items. She seems like a nice girl you could take home to mama.

And now, and excerpt from: My Humps

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

by jordiisvainduh May 12, 2006

camel humps

Basically the male version or a camel toe.

It's when a guy where's really tight pants or something and you can see the shape of his balls; therefore looking like camel's humps. nice and lumpy.

Did you go to the schools wrestling match last night?
Yeah, it was infested with camel humps.

by janet jack February 7, 2010

Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

holy humps

a nun or female preachers knockers

boy 1: wow that nun has huge holy humps
boy 2: yea i know i touched one
boy 1: lucky!

by ET buggie August 15, 2006

Pulling a humps

The act of breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and a week later you fornicate with them knowing that in the end you are going to tell them you want to be "just friends". After the act is done you also throw down $40 on their desk and immediately leave.

Last night my roommates ex boyfriend was pulling a humps when he came over after he had been drinking, had sex with her, told her that he wants to be friends and then left $40 for a previous purchase. He then left and walked home.

by princess cinderella October 24, 2008

camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.

My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt

by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011

Bed Humps

When two lesbians get horny and push their single beds together for the purposes of humping over the mattress crack.

Gonna invite Sally over tonight; I've got a bad case of the bed humps.

by jugglies69 January 13, 2026