One who cooks better than your mother, maintains her family and home , shoots guns, drinks beer and/or liquor like a man, doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and she’ll bust a bitch right in the snot box if she lets her shotgun gun mouth override her BB ass. She refuses to listen to the words can’t, won’t, don’t, stop. If you say those words to her than chances are she will do it and take photos.
That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.
by EF around and find out June 6, 2022
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omg look at pam over their. her ass looks like a shelf and shes divorced. she must be a Runescape housewife!!
by truthtellerr July 28, 2009
Get the Runescape housewife mug.A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.
Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode
Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?
Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?
Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010
Get the The Real Housewives of New Jersey mug.A typical harlequin romance novel...the type with a picture of a beefy looking guy wearing an unbuttoned and/or ripped shirt on the cover.
by Shazaaaam December 25, 2008
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-A Housewife is a woman who creates a safe, warm, clean house for her kids to grow and thrive in. A housewife who enjoys her husband's love when he returns home and massages her shoulders and being grateful to his wife for creating a warm and cozzy environment. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker!
PS: Don't listen to the toxic meanings because by doing that you are taking a mother away from his kids.
-A Housewife is a woman who creates a safe, warm, clean house for her kids to grow and thrive in. A housewife who enjoys her husband's love when he returns home and massages her shoulders and being grateful to his wife for creating a warm and cozzy environment. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker!
PS: Don't listen to the toxic meanings because by doing that you are taking a mother away from his kids.
Housewife *cooks* food
Husband: It tastes....
Housewife picks up knife*:- I will pretend I like cooking and you pretend it tastes NICE.
Husband: ........so delicious, it brings tears to my eyes, my beautiful lovely wife.
Housewife: ^_^
Husband: It tastes....
Housewife picks up knife*:- I will pretend I like cooking and you pretend it tastes NICE.
Husband: ........so delicious, it brings tears to my eyes, my beautiful lovely wife.
Housewife: ^_^
by Mr. Egalitarian February 9, 2017
Get the Housewife mug.Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex
Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex
Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television
Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...
by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011
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Originates from the Brentwood district in L.A but now applies to rich women of all areas.
Originates from the Brentwood district in L.A but now applies to rich women of all areas.
Sandra Bullock in Crash, Anglina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith, Kirsten Cohen in the O.C
-hey, see that woman on the schoolrun in her big black SUV?
-yeah, what a Brentwood Housewife!
-hey, see that woman on the schoolrun in her big black SUV?
-yeah, what a Brentwood Housewife!
by adamw89 August 30, 2006
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