by warchiyldhe March 05, 2006
A cruel and unusual twist on the commonly-known phrase "Hostess with the Mostest", which is normally used to describe either a) the Denny's Hostess with the biggest rack...or b) the Hostess that you'd mostest like to anally violate. To the dismay of male chatters around the world, this phrase is used to symbolize many an AOL woman, who not only have an unhealthy desire to accumulate more Twinkies and Suzy-Q's than any other household on the block, but use their impressive cache of baked goods to provide sustenance for the hours upon hours they spend in chatrooms.
JWeed439: "Yo Rylie...have you seen the size of the ass on Jenny lately?" Rylie: "Dude. How can you miss it. She's gotta be the Mostest with the Hostess."
by JWeed439 August 19, 2011
by MicMac23 July 09, 2009
The act of giving a girl a facial and then spilling round two inside of her while she still has round one on her face. Just like a Hostess Zinger, she's got the dry, crusty frosting on top and the fresh cream in the center.
by Memeintosh May 13, 2016
by Frank Lee Usuck III March 16, 2019
by StonerChick8333 November 09, 2022
One of the most stressful jobs out there, in spite of how easy it seems.
Many high school students, or even worse, college students unfortunately get this as their first ever job, only to give a week's notice and find something else, or quit altogether.
Many high school students, or even worse, college students unfortunately get this as their first ever job, only to give a week's notice and find something else, or quit altogether.
Being a hostess gives me SO much anxiety. We're the first and last thing every customer sees when they walk in and out, long hours, minimal pay, we have to deal with the angry customer who's mad they're waiting 45 minutes and thinks they can just sit at any table that's available. The whole flow of the building is in our hands and if we mess up even just a little, we have angry customers AND angry waiters! We're the waiter's punching bag! MY god I just started my job last week and I already want to quit
by milkjar is lame November 19, 2021