honk

Replacement word for fuck

what the honk, man!

by honk boo November 13, 2020

honk

A honk is one of those people who get up to get their overhead out as soon as the plane lands, that way getting off of the plane takes way too fucking long.

YOU FUCKING HONKS, wait to get your cooler of diet vanilla pepsi out until it is your turn to get off of THE FUCKING PLANE!!!!!

by Giefer July 4, 2004

honk

the honk was created in 1997 by a young man called richard dugmore but was raised to another level by the king of honk robert martin who has stayed loyal to the honk since the early days.

acting silly and doing lots of funny things like going on a bus with nothing but a pair of grundles on that would be a classic honk.

by robert martin December 28, 2005

Honk

white-ass cracka

Yo, get da fuck up off me, you fishbelly honk.

by joo like teh gay May 13, 2003

honk

What Nicole Kidman does when she laughs.

I just honked while I was being interviewed by Ellen DeGeneres and it was so embarassing!!

by SophisticatedVanny September 3, 2005

Honk

When something is written in a way that can be read multiple ways.

Example:

The big

Black dick

Can be read as: the big black dick OR the black big dick

Bruh that sign over there is a total honk!

by Cumpopi12 August 20, 2020

honk

Euphimism for passing gas, i.e. farting.

Good God man, who honked? It's really stinking up the joint.

by Agent Jane December 28, 2003