hold my

the new 2011 facebook joke, involves someone being called a something (a steryotype most of the time) then telling them to hold an object comfirming that.

man1: dude she called you a drunk
man2:oh hell no! hold my beer

man1:dude she called fat
man2:oh hell no! hold my cake

by technomouse69 January 20, 2011

hold my pocket

Prison term that a dominant male says to the dominated male so that others will know who the dominated male "belongs" to.

Dominant male pulls out his pants pocket so that it can be grabbed by the hand like a handle.

Lee: "Hold my pocket bitch, im gonna visit mike in cell block f and we gonna run a train on you, lil hoe!"

Francis: "Can you use some lube this time time?"

by Mike_tha_tike April 21, 2014

hold my hoops

a phrase used when someone is ready to angry or pissed off, telling someone to hold your hoop earrings so they don't get caught in anything while you fight.

did she seriously just say that? ooh girl, hold my hoops.

by falling weird kid June 19, 2018

Hold Your Colour

Album by Pendulum as well as a Song of the same title.

"Hold your colour"; To stand your ground.

Hold your colours against the wall, when they take everything away.

by Whamayte October 18, 2008

Hold My Shit

Phrase used before two girls fight. usually said while one of the girls is taking off her jewelry or other items of value and handing them to a friend.

tanya: "What's up, bitch, you got a problem or something? you wanna go? let's go! "here Shania, hold my shit, hold my shit!!"

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

Hold on

A phrase used on the phone to hang up or put the other person on hold for an little amount of time. It indicates that they are going to call back.

“Hold on, my sister is calling. I’ll call you right back.”

by Jadawada May 9, 2019

hold my beer

(1) The act of giving up one's alcoholic beverage temporarily to attempt a stunt he or she has never ventured.

(2) Ones personal death wish fueled by ignorance.

Person: "Omg that guy tight-roped Niagara Falls"
Drunk Guy: If you think that's somethin', just "hold my beer"

Person: Did he just do a double backflip?
DG: double backflip you say..hold my beer

Person: That guy just drank 30 beer
DG: Bitch gimmie my beer

by 3.1416 September 15, 2013