Hobation

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.

Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!

by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009

Hogatha

A gross big fat smelly slut that think that she's all that! Who's a a hater especially when they can't get high but other people are. They usually have a probation officer and are a rat too. (another name for a female victor).

Who's that smelly loudmouth bitch down there you can smell her just by looking at her . O' you mean Danielle, No bro that's Hogatha ! Tramp of all Tramps!

by Markie_Marc February 1, 2020

penis holster

A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult)

a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick

condom

OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!

God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.

I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!

by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008

Jesse Holt

A sexy dude who wears his Heart on his sleeve. He has a huge heart. If you find a Jesse Holt, sorry ladies and gents. .... He's. Taken. But maybe someday they will replicate him :)

Fuck around and find out!! But you never. Will.

Damn... Wish Jesse Holt was single. I need. Me one of those.

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut January 15, 2023

hola niños

someone named max (i think) saying “hola niños” followed by some scream laughing type stuff. it is a popular sound on tiktok with people making tiktoks that say similar things to “when you’re the first one in the online spanish class” followed by the spanish teacher going “hola niños!”

billybob: opens up zoom and is first in spanish class
mrs rodriguez: hola niños!!!!

by sophiebuttons46 June 21, 2020

claire holt

Pretty, blone actress known for playing as Rebekah in the CW series 'The Vampire Diaries', also used to star in H20.

Me: that chick looks familiar...

friend: she used to be in H2o...

Me: ohh she does the vampire diaries now she plays Rebekah

friend: omg! her names claire holt.

by Pixiiie_xo October 4, 2013

Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008