Hoing

verb. pronounced (H-oy-ng) one syllable.
The act of shoving ones finger into something.

"Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "

"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"

"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"

by HoingMaster900 December 12, 2024

hoingingly

Adv. Modification of "hoing."
Describing something surprisingly pleasant that shouldn't be.

"Well well, wasn't that just hoingingly pleasant."
Getting to work and realizing you get to go home. How hongingly!

by hoingmaster December 12, 2024

hoingingly

Adv. Modification of "hoing."
Describing something surprisingly pleasant that shouldn't be.

"Well well, wasn't that just hoingingly pleasant?"
Getting to work and realizing you get to go home. How hoingingly!

by hoingmaster December 12, 2024

Hoings

Multiple ho’s doing something.

The hoings are rising, and they aren’t cheap.

by NotAGnimp April 30, 2025

C.E.hOing

Using ones status and wealth to get younger hotter side pieces.

Michael likes C.E.hOing, especially with Eastern Europeans.

by Kitten615 March 26, 2020

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by karby paty June 22, 2021