The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.
by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009
Get the Cabbage Heading mug.When someone tries to "Head Bang" to a song but do it in such an off beat or weird manner that it's just sad.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out this new song I found."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
by Tortuga Dorian November 25, 2010
Get the Bang Heading mug.Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018
Get the Turtle Heading mug.(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009
Get the turtle-heading mug.the term for when a man takes extacy and viagra. the viagra is taken because of the comon erectile disfunction assosiated with MDMA
guy 1: Dude, me and Ashley are gunna do E and im gunna screw her.
guy 2: Dude, that aint gunna work, you need to go Hammer Heading.
guy 2: Dude, that aint gunna work, you need to go Hammer Heading.
by ykwtdtgluip January 11, 2008
Get the hammer heading mug.When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Get the Turtle heading mug.The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass
by .Avocado July 20, 2010
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