screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

make it happen

To use a resourceful, underhanded, or primitive approach in problem solving that generally eschews a more sophisticated or otherwise superior method.

Joe: I threw my frisbee on the roof by mistake and now I can't get it down.
Rick: Here's a garbage can lid, some steel wire, a hole puncher, and some caulk. Make it happen!

by tirefire April 9, 2007

can happen

Shit well can happen similar to it is what it is no matter the situation shit really can happen

Left my phone at the station can happen

by Wraggy April 29, 2021

hentai waiting to happen

1. A statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. When saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. Often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be associated with hentai.

However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.

(example 1) atheist: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If you want intelligent design "theory" to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!

creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.

athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!

(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!

by Qoheleth December 24, 2008

what happen

An interrogative as to the events that have come to play, be it in the distant past, the recent past, or the present. This phrase may or may not use a question mark, but is an interrogative, regardless.

This phrase, popular among geeks, alludes to the poorly-translated Sega game Zero Wing; however, it is not always used for its pop culture value alone.

person: "Oh shit."
person2: "what happen"
person: "My term paper got deleted from my computer!"
person2: "Seriously? Oh, shit! Are you sure there isn't a back up somewhere?"
person: "Nope, not one back-up."
person2: "All your docs are belong to trash :("

by Sasori April 18, 2004

That'll happen on those bigger jobs

A term commonly used in the poorer sections of the United States to describe a regretfull or horrible incident. Usually said by someone wearing Pit Vipers and working a trade job.

Did you hear that ol'Bob got caught in the fishing trap and drowned? I guess that'll happen on those bigger jobs.

by Blackberry Lemonade December 8, 2021

wha had happen was

This is slang for, "The particular incident that just occured was..." This is often used to describe an unusually bizarre situation that is likely untrue.

Caden (rental car employee): "So what happened sir?"

Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."

Caden: "How did this happen sir?"

Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."

by Miker94 October 29, 2009