Failstorm

A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm

1)How did the date go last night?

It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.

2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.

by Ibenz April 13, 2010

Hailstoned

The moment you go from being sober, or resonably fine, to absolutely wasted in the space of a few seconds.

Applies to alcohol and other substances

"urgh, after those shots of jager, i got totally hailstoned"

"A few toke's of this shit and you'll be hailstoned in no time"

by Debbie M and Paul W March 6, 2008

Sweet jesus in a hail storm

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

halestorm

An awesome band with lead singer Lzzy Hale. Drummer Arejay can play an insane solo which he throws a drumstick towards the audience with almost every hit. Also play the "drum circle" in which each member of the band plays a drum that are in a circle, hence "drum circle". usally doesnt get to crazy at Halestorm concerts but Halestorm aknowledges their fans completely, and they sign autographs at every show.

"Man after the Halestorm concert last night we got to meet Halestorm. Maaaan Lzzy is so hot up and close!"

by Andrewxcore August 30, 2008

Halstrom

A building where teenagers are allowed to Engage in dangerous sexual activities and fetishes

Wanna go to Halstrom later and have a freakfest?

by The fuckmaster September 14, 2011

Hail Storm

The Canadian equivalent of "making it rain"--throwing loonie ($1) and toonie ($2) coins as tips. May cause injury to performers.

We're hail storming at the gentlemen's club tonight

by ocanada January 1, 2012

Hail Storm

To pass a kidney stone in your ejaculate.

He was planning on giving her some throat yogurt, and hit her with a hail storm.

by thacoldest719 January 27, 2015