haf

The smaller of two halves

"Which piece do you want?", "I'll just have the haf thanks"

by Ashman25 May 06, 2006

haf

A cheeky laugh used on IRC. Is pronounced as is. Usually follows a rude comment or statement or when someone else is in an unfortunate situation.

<CF> D: my mom found my porn collection
<frances> haf haf haf

by frances_farmer December 30, 2003

"Haf"

A phrase coined on IRC by myself. It is a condescending version of "lol"

"Haf haf I ownt u lolololooolloolz"

by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2003

haf

hype as fuck

yeah , im gotta new phone . im haf !

by ow , shawty bhadd May 09, 2010

haf

Stands for "Having A Fit" made up by Chloe and is used when something is funny.

"i had your ma last night"
"HAF HAF HAF HAF"

by Jen February 11, 2005

def haf

Meaning "definitely high as fuck"

Dude, last night we were def haf!

by Llama Liqour September 25, 2009

Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004