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gaynostic

a person who differentiates him/herself from the public as being and coming out as gay
the unbearable lightness of gaynosticism helps gays be and act more gay than they were before they came out
by kelamist March 5, 2012
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Ganoncide

Verb: Using Ganondorf's side special attack against someone midair over a ledge in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, causing Ganondorf to grab them and hurtle down, off screen with his victim, killing both of them.
It was down to 1 stock each, so I used Ganoncide and owned in Sudden Death.
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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Purple Ganon

The act of two male video game collectors wearing Power Gloves and grasping each other's erect penises, thus constricting the tips until they are engorged and resemble a Purple Ganon.

Purple Ganons are a fairly commonplace event when collectors exchange high-end Nintendo NES items, often accompanied by penis pictures.
The guy who sold that copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' really gives a mean Purple Ganon!
by AllYourBase1 March 9, 2010
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Granola's Witness

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009
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granorexia

a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.
A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."

B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."
by Grinding October 8, 2010
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nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is
on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
by maddy_braps July 8, 2016
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Bad Granola

A drug that sends you on a bad trip.
Dude, I just smoked some bad granola.
by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009
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