gurp

(verb) To get coked the fuck out.

I was straight fucking GURPED last night.

by Skurt Grustle March 17, 2008

gurp

A combination of 'gulp' and 'slurp.' To quickly and quietly swallow an entire portion of food without chewing or drawing attention.

I didn't even see Chase gurp down that entire plate of spaghetti.

by Jessica February 16, 2005

gurp

to get ones penis sucked

see that girl she gives mad gurps
hey girl do you give gurps

by fcgk22 July 20, 2008

gurp

blow job that ends with swallowing of the male sex cell.

"Dude! Last night that slut gurped me and she swallowed it all!!!!!"

by talking dolphin January 5, 2009

gurp

gurp: to slob ones knob
gurping: to reapetidly slob ones knob
gurper: giver of the gurp
gurpey: the reciever of the gurp

Yo P-Jimmy, stop gurping tool and have a tip on dis foty ounce.

by Busta August 13, 2003

Gurp

Gripping half of the head of a penis tightly so that one part is red and another part is white.

When I gurp my penis, I feel like its going to explode

by pipppyy November 19, 2012

Gurp

Verb. to Gurp: to choke on a penis during oral sex

Hey Rob, how was your night?

It was okay. I brought home this dude and gurped on him... really soured the mood.

by Arbiter111 May 13, 2014