Gurgle snawf

Penis.

DM whipped out his gurgle snawf on cam!

by Snappit August 27, 2009

Gurgle Horn

Just like a skin flute. This is another name for a penis.

Your mom plays the gurgle horn.

by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008

Gurgle Splat

The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.

"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"

" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."

by La-Lizzay November 12, 2005

gurgle punch

When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.

Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.

by you need some gum, hun September 26, 2006

Gurgle Monster

Someone who sucks cock, or one skilled in oral stimulation. Usually locatde on a street corner, sometimes accompanied by a pimp. Most often a rogue skank.

Offensive term.

Shut the fuck up, Gurgle Monster. Keep bobbing.

by Naaman Hudgins March 18, 2004

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

Gurgle Grease

Another term for water, has flavored, sparkling, and fermented variations

Origins date back to the earliest humans drinking
See also; Ol' Splashy, Some moist

Bro I'm so thirsty!

Want some Gurgle Grease?

Hell yeah! I love me some moist.

by Thin_Mint_Oreo January 26, 2022