Matthew Gray Gubler

aka Spencer Reid on the hit show "Criminal Minds"

Played by Matthew Gray Gubler, Doctor Spencer Reid is a genius who graduated from a Las Vegas public high school at age 12. He is almost always introduced as Dr. Reid, even as the others are introduced as Agent 'blank' because Gideon knew people would not take him seriously because of his age, as well after an introduction he never shakes hands. It has been revealed that he holds PhD's in Mathematics, Chemistry, and Engineering, BA;s in Psychology and Sociology, and is working on a BA in Philosophy. He claims to have an Eidetic memory, and hints that he could have a possible Schizophrenia since his mother has it. It is also hinted that he could have Autism, or rather Asperger Syndrome

Although his geeky persona, he is a sex god to
women who fantasize about him

i want Spencer Reed all over me

Matthew Gray Gubler is such a hot piece of ass

by *cough*slut*cough* June 1, 2010

Gurleen

The greatest Indian girl you will ever meet, usually very educated. She has a great sense of humor and many good friends. She is easy to trust, and amazing to know. She spreads happiness and knowledge where ever she steps. She has a million dollar smile, and loves to laugh. She is sometimes mistaken as too plain and quiet because of her shy and reserved nature in public, but she truly opens up only to people she sees worth her time. While young she is adorable and persevering, as an adult she is beautiful and successful. She is not very common, but a treasure if you find her, like a rare gem.

Girl 1: Wow, that Gurleen sure is a great girl.
Boy 1: Yeah, I know right, she's so good at everything, how does she do it?

Boy 2: Who's the smart girl with the adorably, great smile?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Gurleen, you should meet her, she's simply AMAZING!

by calimami234 April 10, 2010

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest person to ever exist. Once you become obsessed everything you talk about will be centered around him.

Emily: Hey have you seen Matthew Gray Gubler in 68 Kill?
Me: UM, DUHH?? Matthew Gray Gubler is my REASON FOR LIVING.

by starfleuri December 12, 2020

nasal gurgler

A person gargling cock vomit until it comes out their nose.

That fucking whore is a nasal gurgler.

by gcate November 27, 2017

Wobby Gurgle

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.

The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous

by The Holy Protector Of Butt May 17, 2021

gumbleton

Or "The Gumbleton"

Is the act of sending text messages to work colleagues while in the process of a bowl movement which has reference to the proceedings of the movement.

Fred - Did you get my gumbleton.

Rick - Yeah that was disgusting you weirdo.

by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009

Gurple

A post cum butt queef spray. More accurately, a gooey spray fart after cumming in a girl's ass and pulling out. When pulling out you get sprayed with a gooey, grayish purple like substance.

She gurpled all over me after I pulled out of her ass.

Don't gurple when I pull out.

by Wordstylez October 30, 2020