gummerz

When something comes as a state of shock, as if you have never seen or heard something like it.
Can also be used when you are excited.

Person 1: Yo, did you see him get dunked on.
Person 2: Gummerz!
Person 1: My thoughts exactly.

by Tiny Toon February 6, 2005

Gumaer

A man who lives with his parents and can't have sex because he is lonely and visits the Bunker daily.

That man issuch a Gumaer so lonely and sad, he should move out of his parents house and visit the Bunker.

by Football2492 July 23, 2012

Gumber

A square-headed millionare assistant coach who be playin on his boys. Also the profit for the all-holy Miguel and Strutt.

"Shut the fuck up Gumber".

by T̵h̶e̷ ̶V̸o̴i̶d̷ January 31, 2020

double gummer

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.

Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!

by fastcache October 9, 2011

Buffalo Gummer

Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.

Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.

by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018

Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.

Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.

by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022

Dirty Gumper

A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out

Gumper TY did you just dirty Gumper Ella Evan’s

by GUMPER master October 19, 2021