Gumpins

When you follow a llama and sniff their buttholes while they eat.. A Plainfield tapers term..

WOWZERS… That guy is really doing a gumpins on that llama right now..

by Plainfield taper February 1, 2023

Chilean Gummi Miners

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.

"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"

by capitanpingaloca February 26, 2015

flintstone's gummies

literally the best fucking gummies to ever fucking exist

bruh Flintstone's gummies smack

by thefuckingshit.com June 25, 2020

Gumpin' It.

Going where your heart leads you without fully knowing how you are affecting the world around you.

I don't really have a plan, I just do what I feel I need to do next...I'm just Gumpin' It.

by Good Contractor May 15, 2020

fejrul gubmint

"Federal Government" as spelled by Shaquille O'neal

Technically this is BP's oil, but you better believe that those greedy Gulf Coast bastards will keep whatever oil they find on their coasts for themselves, and the fejrul gubmint won't do a thing to stop them.

by jonnyrash July 16, 2010

Sneak-Gumming

The act of getting chewing gum from your pocket, bag, place of storage, when surrounded by a large (or if you're greedy, a varitably small amount) of people, as so that the surrounding people do not notice you have gum, and hence will not request gum from you, depleting your store that was meant for the next week and a half.

Guy 1: "I see you have a fair amount of Gum there, Guy 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".

by Jamieleets April 6, 2010

gummilingus

The act of cunnilingus by a toothless person.

I walked in on my grandfather, his dentures out, performing gummilingus on my grandma!

by Rex Hamilton February 17, 2008