Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but end up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

Bumbee Mah-Gumbo

South African for "Lingo"

Did you know that "Bumbee Mah-Gumbo" Means "slang" in South African, Only cool people in South Africa know the "Bumbee Mah-Gumbo"

by se7en0se7en October 14, 2008

too much sausage in the gumbo

Mainly applicable to hot tub parties, but can refer to any social gathering which has a greater than 3 to 1 ratio of males to females. Based on the generally accepted practice of mixing seafood (particuarly oysters, which resemble female gentalia when shucked and slightly cooked), and sausage (no explanation needed), 50-50 in a gumbo stew. This phrase is best understood, and thusly used for humorous purposes in southern parts of the U.S. where people make and eat gumbo on a regular basis.

I went to my friends hot tub party in New Orleans, but after seeing that he had invited 45 of his frat boy buddies and only three chicks, it was a clear case of "too much sausage in the gumbo".

by grind s. September 24, 2013

Guido Fist Pump

Step 1: With a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.

Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.

::::::::::::::Repeat::::::::::::::

(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.

by Danbeelz August 8, 2008

GUMOND

A person with a natural affinity for drinking Venti yeetachinos from Starbucks whilst dabbing and wearing NASA jorts.

Did you see Roy today at Niagara falls? Mans was oozing GUMOND energy

by PotaeToe69 February 2, 2022

Houdini Guido Raid

The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.

Then Cum in her face.

Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.

by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009

hairy gumdrops

1. aka ball sack,
2. wrinkly shrivelled skin with testicles inside.

My friend Mikey likes it when I bounce my hairy gumdrops off his chin.

by DPC August 30, 2005