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Tara Gilesbie

The proud writer of the infamous fanfiction, My Immortal. It is a very loosely Harry Poter fanfic. The story is about her character, Ebony (or Enoby) Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way who is a witch and a vampire and bisexual.

She enjoys dressing like a whore having sex with Draco Malfoy in the Forbiden Forest going to Good Charlotte concerts in Hogsmeade and eating Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk.

Tara Gilesbie claims to be very goffik and even implied that she would slit her wrists with every flame she got for her story, though I am very sure that just encouraged them even more. Also, everyone who flamed was pronounced to be "prepz" and jealous that her fanfic got a total of 10,000 hits.

My Immortal has been delated from fanfiction, though many people attempt to repost it on a daily basis.

Feel free to do so yourself.
"Man, someone needs to tell Tara Gilesbie to just cheer up!"
by cherryfaerie June 2, 2009
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Johnnie guilbert

The most cutest emo guy alive. He has the most beautiful smile ever and the perfect eyes.
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ghiletofar

um streamer careca que adora reagir a diferentes vídeos
vou mandar um vídeo para o ghiletofar reagir lmao
by SrLuuL June 11, 2020
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Guildford Grammar School

A school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis
Guildford Grammar School, oh yeah, Stevman Weebdoh can shove a dildo up his arse
by lolgamers October 13, 2019
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Gilet

A bodywarmer style sleeveless jacket for cunts
by Pitsy December 21, 2013
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Matthew Gray Gubler

aka Spencer Reid on the hit show "Criminal Minds"

Played by Matthew Gray Gubler, Doctor Spencer Reid is a genius who graduated from a Las Vegas public high school at age 12. He is almost always introduced as Dr. Reid, even as the others are introduced as Agent 'blank' because Gideon knew people would not take him seriously because of his age, as well after an introduction he never shakes hands. It has been revealed that he holds PhD's in Mathematics, Chemistry, and Engineering, BA;s in Psychology and Sociology, and is working on a BA in Philosophy. He claims to have an Eidetic memory, and hints that he could have a possible Schizophrenia since his mother has it. It is also hinted that he could have Autism, or rather Asperger Syndrome

Although his geeky persona, he is a sex god to
women who fantasize about him
i want Spencer Reed all over me

Matthew Gray Gubler is such a hot piece of ass
by *cough*slut*cough* June 1, 2010
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Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011
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