winkie grinder

A ski lift of the 'Poma' (manufacturer) or 'Platter' type, consisting of a single pole/basket seat that you stick between your legs and pulls you up the track to the top of the ski hill. It 'grinds' your winkie (genitalia) if you are not careful or your ski pants are not thick enough. Not really true as I used to ride it at Paskapoo when I was a kid, and my winky survived. As proof, I have a daughter, Sarah, who came up with this definition when she was 7.

Dad, I'm so glad the winkie grinder is not running today.

by Dave,- Lake Louise January 16, 2007

Binary Grip Grinders

Fictional (or is it?) auto part that gives engine maximum torque velocity squared with the distance to provide ultimate heat-ness for shreddin'

Just tuned up my binary grip grinders, now the Toyota Supra Classic with Dual overhead cams and spoilers is ready to rip down this joint!

by Mike Kim April 16, 2008

Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed

Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

by Macbelfast May 28, 2009

Clit Grinder

One of the two ways a female can come to climax, one way being through general intercourse, the other, is when a girl has to be on top or bottom of the man and grinds her clit into the mans pelvic bone to reach climax.

Dude, my pelvis hurts so bad today because that chick I picked up last night was a clit grinder.

by James Severson December 9, 2009

sausage grinder

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.

That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

by Ueberales December 16, 2013

Granderpants

An unattractive, old fashioned and often huge style of underpants/breifs, worn by pensioners and people with appalling fashion sense.

Often spotted covering large asses, where the lining of the granderpants are visible through pants/jeans and exposed to the unfortunate public. Also commonly spotted on people with grotesque and fat behinds.

As Jim walked down the street he noticed a fat old lady wearing a gross flowery dress with her huge pantie line clearly visible underneath. A gust of wind blew up her dress further exposing her brown huge underwear, that was struggling to contain her huge, fat and saggy ass. It was then Jim knew he had spotted a pair of granderpants.

by Dark Owl July 13, 2009