gruckle

Any instrument or tool used to stretch open a man's foreskin. Similar to a speculum. Usually for the purpose of smuggling drugs and other small objects. Sometimes for sexual gratification.

"Hey Mike, can you help me get this gruckle off my junk? I think I put in too much cocaine."

by Samson the Mushroom Hunter March 29, 2014

grunkle

A man who has had relationships or relations with both your aunt AND your grandmother. Your uncle, AND your grandpa. Thus, grunkle.

"Uncle Rob is dating grandma now, he's your grunkle"
"I don't want to go to Christmas dinner, grunkle Rob creeps me out"

by leahmarie8390 April 29, 2009

Gruncle

A man dating or married to your aunt who is old enoung to be your grandpa. They tend to fall asleep at the dinner table and drone on about old people crap; Generally disliked by anyone under 40 but favoured with the Aunt's parents because of his old, old age. Can be found at local events which are free because they tend to be broke.

Niece : "OMG mom did you see Auntie Georgette's new boyfriend? Look's like we got a new gruncle!"

Mom: "Yes dear I think he is from the ice age and recently thawed out."

Niece: "I concur."

Mom: "and how!"

by omgitzagrunclecheezeburger May 29, 2009

Grunkle

The skin that in cases right ball sacs, usually wobbles whilst walking, but is rarely irritating due to the permadium in the lower regions.

"Man, my grunkle is so much better than my gronkle (the same as grunkle but left sac) today"

by GingerPsychic November 1, 2017

grunkle

a genre of music, a mix of grunge rock punk and metal. None of the above , numbskull are 2 bands that are an example of grunkle.

grunkle is taking over

by magicchicken August 25, 2003

Gruncle

When you have to take an extremely long and painful dump after eating alot.

Me: After this I'm going to take a nice gruncle.
Friend: So will i.

by The Diego Bleachers August 30, 2016

grunchle

When you fuck sombody with your beard

I Will grunchle you

by Yoybror July 3, 2017