Groomalicious

When someone feels groomalicious it means that they want to groom kids

"I'm feeling so groomalicious today"
"Bro what the fuck"

by _ Karma _ September 9, 2022

Groomama

When you’re a guy and your mama is pretty much your oldest friend and you want her to be part of the bridal party- you have a best man and she can be a groomsman

Hey, how come your Mum is on the Groom’s side - oh she’s a Groomama

by Shakesmama November 23, 2023

groommaxing

The act of getting Unbelievably good at grooming most commonly found in pedophiles.

He disgusts me he's groommaxing.

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Groomable

Describes someone who looks like they’d be a prime target for sexual grooming — usually because of their youthful, innocent appearance, naive vibe, or submissive energy. Think: big eyes, soft voice, shy demeanor, Catholic schoolcore outfit, and absolutely no idea what a boundary is.

Warning: Saying someone is “groomable” is not a compliment. It’s a red-flag-laced observation, often made with a mix of dark humor and uncomfortable accuracy.

Examples:
1. “She walked in with that pastel skirt, doe eyes, and called the professor ‘sir’ unironically. Extremely groomable.”
2. “He’s got that lost, polite energy like he’s never said no to anyone. Groomable vibes all around.”
3. “She looks like she thinks Twilight is a documentary. Groomable to hell and back.”

by Banana cup July 14, 2025