goobert

A really good kid and all that has a high coolness rating and can make any person laugh.

On a cruise, the goobert constantly caused a green eyed girl to laugh her head off.

The goobert was the big cheese at his local high school.

The goobert caused the girl to laugh when he opened his eyes super wide.

by Goobert22 June 19, 2013

Grogbert

A word invented by Julia Donovan in October of 2004. 'Grogbert' was first used while typing an instant message. The word means 'I am bored, say something more interesting.' The word is a question mark wrapped in an enigma for some, but for others, it is a household favorite.

Friend: "Hahaha"
Friend: "lol"
Ten minutes later...
Julia: "Grogbert"

by Julia Donovan December 19, 2004

gobert

1: to act immaturely 2: to infect people carelessly

That dude Gobert my door

by HankReardon77 March 15, 2020

Goobert

A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.

A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions

A: I love you, You're such a Goobert

by Bunny Kings September 28, 2012

Goobert

A Goobert is sexy and cute and cuddly and he is so playful and happy and can always find something to do or occupy himself. He does not like french fries or lettuce and will pick the meat out of a whole hamburger. A Goobert is usually very short and stocky with an under bite and very sexy lips. His penis is most likely, fuzzy and balls are always big. His face and ears make him look like a bat, you might think him to be a secret under cover super hero. A Goobert is mainly carnivorous and will not take anything butt. A Goobert will always be happy and excited to see you by shaking his entire body. Some may say that a Goobert looks like a moo or a (cow).He is kind of gay but that's okay because he doesn't even know it he just a pupple-up. A Goobert is always happy. A Goobert is usually very silky and sexy and handsome. He gives licks. And will warm up and nuzzle up to your body at night cuz he loves you. He usually likes to chill or take his g naps in a pup cave or under a bunch of blankets, the more the blankets the better.

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by GoobertPupLandServiceHole September 24, 2013

Goobert

A pederast who gets into all kinds of zany and wacky trouble with the law.

That person is such a goobert, he pederized my child.

by Chris Crowbody March 2, 2008

Grooberto

The act of simultaniously pooping on someones lawn and sawing they're dog in half.

yeah man, i totally saw you grooberto mr jenkins last wednesday!

i know, i did it in the daytime!

by HolyCrap90 September 2, 2010